Just saw someone say they're tired of being forced to pretend Lynch is any good (which was clearly just a set up to go "oh look getting harassed by the lynch bros again"). Let's see how what we can cook up.
To start: movies with any sort of abstraction or nonlinear storytelling are bad because they make you question what is real, which is a form of gaslighting
Did you hear about that teenager who was electrocuted??
He stuck is dick in a lamp socket!