Psaki on voting rights bills failing: "My advice to everyone out there who's frustrated, sad, angry, pissed off, feel those emotions, go to a kickboxing class, have a margarita, do whatever you need to do this weekend, and then wake up on Monday morning, we gotta keep fighting."
"My advice to those who are upset about the failure of John Brown's raid on Harper's ferry is this: sit back, feel your emotions, dink a glass of whisky, go watch a dog fight, purchase an hour with a cheap Irish prostitute, then come back in the morning and keep voting for the Whig Party."
-Millard Fillmore, probably
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