"Here, son! Play with these dolls ACTION FIGURES of scantily-clad muscle men in loincloths! That oughtta keep you hetero!"
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"Here, son! Play with these dolls ACTION FIGURES of scantily-clad muscle men in loincloths! That oughtta keep you hetero!"
Yeah, in the 1980s series, they're canonically all 15. It was printed on the toy packaging and in the mini-comics that they had back in the day.
You can probably pull the "wull ackshually a 15 year old turtle is like a 1,000 year old dragon" card here, and then we can you for entertainment purposes.