Literally nothing in my life ever goes correctly.
Oi, you got a loicense for that cringey mall ninja phase, mate?
First episode will be the two brothers repeatedly trying and failing their level 2 katana sword licenses (level 1 is steak knives, hunting/filetting blades, etc.). They pass at the very end and they learn the value of perseverance, prudence, and safe blade handling.
Trying to think of other gently curved objects I could swap into those pajamas that also approximately rhymes with pajamas.
It's about two Katana brothers, Ken Katana and Tachi Katana. They go on adventures teaching people about sword safety and sword history, occasionally combatting their enemies the SASS.
They have a occasionally female sword rival called Cutlass that sometimes solves the problem before they do.
oh shit oh damn i have a better one how about 'hamas in pyjamas'
Dude it's gonna rule so hard when some mall ninja makes an argument to the Supreme Court that his collection of Katanas were used by Samurai, not ninjas, and is therefore not subject to restrictions.
Not that I needed more reasons to hate the UK but this really takes them over the top
And it really throws a wrench in my plans for the Qu---wait what's this? I found out time beat me to it last year!
