• BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Adams ended up with an IG model like half his age after his divorce.

    This fact brought to you by a list of "Signs I've Spent Too Much Time Online."

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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      3 years ago

      The girlfriend he once said he "doesn't like talking about where we met" because "people make assumptions".

      WHERE DID THEY MEET? WHAT ASSUMPTIONS DO PEOPLE MAKE?

        • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          The handset lazily wired into the wall, the end table slid 6 inches out past said wall into the hallway, the full wall mirror, the sleeping dog, the cheap security sustem, the weight rack

          This image is pure divorced dad energy

          Edit: I just realized that the TV is facing the mirror and there does not appear to be any seating...