The elder Red dragon that's been terrorizing the Ahzra-Thurzad duchy is asleep in the chasm below you after enjoying a most sumptuous feast composed of several fig trees, a herd of sheep with a young shepherd, and the Ducal lord's daughter who happened to be in love with the shepherd and was coincidentally visiting him at the time. Your objective was to rescue the Duke's daughter, but the remains of her dress tells you her fate. Coincidentally the treasure hoard of the dragon is nearby enough you can sneak some of it away without it noticing... What do you do?
I, THE GREATEST SOLDIER IN THE WORLD WHOM EVERYONE MUST PAY RESPECTS TO ME, D'TRO-UPS, LEAP FROM THE EDGE WITH MY WEAPON DRAWN WITH THE INTENT TO CUT THE PATHETIC LIZARD'S HEAD OFF!
The elder Red dragon that's been terrorizing the Ahzra-Thurzad duchy is asleep in the chasm below you after enjoying a most sumptuous feast composed of several fig trees, a herd of sheep with a young shepherd, and the Ducal lord's daughter who happened to be in love with the shepherd and was coincidentally visiting him at the time. Your objective was to rescue the Duke's daughter, but the remains of her dress tells you her fate. Coincidentally the treasure hoard of the dragon is nearby enough you can sneak some of it away without it noticing... What do you do?
I, THE GREATEST SOLDIER IN THE WORLD WHOM EVERYONE MUST PAY RESPECTS TO ME, D'TRO-UPS, LEAP FROM THE EDGE WITH MY WEAPON DRAWN WITH THE INTENT TO CUT THE PATHETIC LIZARD'S HEAD OFF!
seriously?
DO NOT MOCK D'TRO-UPS!
!roll 1d20
Alaskaball rolled a natural 1
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