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Also WHAT rural land? Going to take a quick jog to Vermont or something?

no, you see, I'll become a farmer, using my exactly zero knowledge of how agriculture works

crop rotation? irrigation? pest control? what are those, don't you just put the seeds in the ground and then they grow, that's how it works right?

I knew a guy who thought he'd be able to handle a nuclear holocaust because he could hunt deer lmao