"Hey there, me and my Jesus noticed you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe..."

Okay i'm gonna fuck the holy spirit

That's well within my bulge zone

:theory-gary:

Just doot three 16th notes at them and it’s Christian Rock

gimme dat christian side hug

soaking

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Insert Holy Spirit here.

soaking with the holy spirit isn't sex

what size bible are we talking here? the small ones that are just the gospel or something like the one Anez held up after doing her coup?

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for a godfearing volcel he sure has his hands a long way down, and also my eyes are up here buddy