Holy shit, every time I'm reminded of this book and film franchise just everything about it just fills me with absolute white-hot hate. I feel like someone superglued They Live sunglasses to my head; every single person involved in writing, filming and promoting of this filth, and their circle of family and friends, gets cultural revolutioned the moment I find a way to resurrect Mao.

:agony-limitless:

  • CriticalOtaku [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Also, most Singaporean hawker food is dogshit designed to scam clueless expats. I once got served a plate of chicken rice with GREEN rice.

    They cooked the rice with pandan leaf. There was nothing wrong with the rice.

    Most hawker's are struggling under increased privatization. https://www.reuters.com/article/singapore-food-socialenterprise-idUKL8N1Z73X1 That characterization is completely detached from reality.

    • echognomics [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      They cooked the rice with pandan leaf. There was nothing wrong with the rice.

      The conventional ingredients for chicken rice are chicken fat, ginger and onions. Pandan leaf, as I understand it, is optional for chicken rice and is actually more in the territory of nasi lemak, and even then you'll only get rice with visible green colouration if you literally ground up the pandan leaves and drizzle the extracted juice into the rice (which is not normally done because to get the pandan fragrance in the rice you just need to cook the rice with a few knotted-up pandan leaves in the cooker). Conventional chicken rice is white or golden yellow, even if it's cooked with pandan leaf; it's not normal for chicken rice to have green rice (unless it is some sort of experimental cuisine restaurant, but then I wouldn't know anything about that).

      ***Edit: Also I stand by my position on Singaporean hawker food. In fact, I would expand my statement to say that the entire Singaporean nation state is just a long-term scheme to do anything it takes to extract money from white people who think that other Southeast Asian countries are too dirty / ghetto for their tastes. Due to Singapore's material conditions (small island nation with no capability for agricultural or resource extraction), its government took the route of marketing it as a safe, preferred and sanitised destination for Western capital and tourists, and I don't think that hawker centres being privatised detracts from that.

      • CriticalOtaku [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        you’ll only get rice with visible green colouration if you literally ground up the pandan leaves and drizzle the extracted juice into the rice

        This is extremely common in Malay cooking. If the stall holder was Peranakan or Malay they're probably using the same rice for other dishes. If you want 100% pure chicken stock chicken rice go find a stall with a Michelin star or something.

        ***Edit: Also I stand by my position on Singaporean hawker food. In fact, I would expand my statement to say that the entire Singaporean nation state is just a long-term scheme to do anything it takes to extract money from white people who think that other Souteast Asian countries are too dirty for their tastes.

        Not wrong, but those of us living here on the ground just trying to get by are just as exploited by the capitalists as everyone else is. That's why I'm saying it's not fair to characterize my entire country's food culture so uncharitably. Unless you're some kind of Third Worldist (and if you are, good luck with the revolution I'll gladly face the wall) maybe check that privilege and don't just assume we're all in on the take? Lord knows I don't see a dime of those sweet Western capital tourist bucks I scam out of them in my day job.

        • echognomics [he/him]
          hexagon
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          3 years ago

          This is extremely common in Malay cooking. If the stall holder was Peranakan or Malay they’re probably using the same rice for other dishes.

          Wtf no. It's not common practice in Malay cooking to drizzle pandan leaf juice into rice. The aroma is already fully incorporated into the rice without adding pandan leaf juice. Pandan extract/juice is usually used in Malay cooking for kuih-muih and pastries. I'm really worried about the state of Singaporean food if Singaporean hawkers regularly serve nasi lemak with green rice.

          maybe check that privilege

          Bro, I'm just a humble Malaysian communist netizen carrying out my patriotic duty of dunking on Singaporean food culture. I believe that it was enshrined in the 1965 constitutional amendments that each Malaysian has the fundamental right to cyberbully at least one Singaporean per week, especially if they say something completely ignorant like "Singaporean food culture"?

          • SuperNovaCouchGuy [any]
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            3 years ago

            I shed tears of joy upon observing that part of the holy rivalry shared between the great nations of Malaysia, Singapore, and Indonesia continues on this very site in cyber-form.

            As a pre-emptive warning, any americanoid, UK-oid, or europeanoid who has read this far must shut the fuck up and remain silent. This is not your fight.

            • CriticalOtaku [he/him]
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              3 years ago

              Marx failed to consider that national food rivalries are the ultimate barrier to true solidarity and internationalism. :soviet-huff:

            • CTHlurker [he/him]
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              3 years ago

              South East Asia takes great pride in their (version) of foods. Any youtube-video of someone cooking their food looks exactly like this comment section. It's honestly amazing, if you have no connection to either place.

          • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            i never got this wierd singaporean food culture rivalry shit, we were literally the same country until malaysia kicked us out, like how can you be mad of stealing shit when we were the same country

            this country is bullshit, it doesnt really exist

            • echognomics [he/him]
              hexagon
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              3 years ago

              I mean food culture rivalry anywhere is kinda like sports team rivalry. Like the USA didn't invent pizza yet there's New York pizza vs. Chicago deep dish pizza, etc. It's not supposed to make sense, and you're just supposed to pick a side and have fun shitting on all others.

              However, Malaysian disdain for Singaporean food culture is maybe partially amplified by the brand of Singaporean hawker food culture being better / more widely marketed to Western audiences, leading to dishes common to Singapore and Malaysia being labelled in Western and Singaporean mass media as having "originated" from Singapore, even though the more "original"/"authentic"/"traditional" version of the same dish originated from Penang or KL or wherever.

          • CriticalOtaku [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            Bro, I’m just a humble Malaysian communist netizen carrying out my patriotic duty of dunking on Singaporean food culture. I believe that it was enshrined in the 1965 constitutional amendments that each Malaysian has the fundamental right to cyberbully at least one Singaporean per week, especially if they say something completely ignorant like “Singaporean food culture”?

            Ah comrade, my mistake. Carry on then. My response was a kneejerk reply to chauvinist white people talking about things they don't understand, which was what I had you pegged as, but clearly that was my own assumptions talking and I sincerely apologize for coming out so antagonistic.

            Because yah lah, Singaporean food culture is just stolen Malaysian food culture. Like the entire country, basically.

            I’m really worried about the state of Singaporean food if Singaporean hawkers regularly serve nasi lemak with green rice.

            Errr.....

            But seriously tho it's not that rare to get green rice, especially with nasi lemak. I don't think they dye it, it's just the pandan leaf juice getting cooked into the rice.

            • echognomics [he/him]
              hexagon
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              3 years ago

              Malaysians :arm-R: Hating omputehs :arm-L: Singaporeans

              But seriously tho it’s not that rare to get green rice, especially with nasi lemak. I don’t think they dye it, it’s just the pandan leaf juice getting cooked into the rice.

              Yeah I don't doubt that green pandan rice exists. Call my taste buds conservative, but I just can't imagine it being served as as part of hawker stall chicken rice / nasi lemak. Was really weirded out that one time years ago when I ordered chicken rice at a Singaporean hawker centre and got what seemed like a green eggs and ham interpretation of it.

                • echognomics [he/him]
                  hexagon
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                  3 years ago

                  "Omputeh" is Malay language contraction / slang for "orang putih / orang puteh", literally meaning white person.

      • signeduptocomment [comrade/them]
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        3 years ago

        Singaporean nation state is just a long-term scheme to do anything it takes to extract money from white people who think that other Southeast Asian countries are too dirty / ghetto for their tastes

        Lol. You just went backpacking through Southeast Asia and wound up in Singapore without realizing it's more expensive. Asia does not exist for the benefit of westerners.