Like the type to unironically think Freemasons are the top dogs that control every faucet of society and every other sinister organization bows down to them. The ones who think they’re very smart and woke by saying some shit like “the media is trying to divide us…” They’ll see some socialist quote warning about bourgeois domination of the world and agree with it, but then have zero interest in actually internalizing the material reality. It’s like their entire brain is just based on random quotes and simpsons clips with red circles.

It is so intellectually lazy that I get whiplash every time I see them in the wild because I forget people like this exist. At least with right wing nut job conspiracies will have convictions whether they’re racist or antisemitic or just projection about pedophilia. Centrist conspiracy theorists’ just post some vague “I told you so” in the comments of YouTube and Facebook.

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    I read the title and thought you may have meant

    "9/11 was done by Osama Bin Laden for one tower and George W Bush for the other tower, completely co-incidentally and unbeknownst to each other"

    • M68040 [they/them]
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      8 months ago

      Honestly I do kind of wonder how many events are a multi-car pile-up of plots enacted by actors with similar but slightly diverging goals, making the entire thing a uncontrolled mess

        • Rom [he/him]
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          8 months ago

          I would watch a TV show that was a bunch of episodes of the CIA and FBI accidentally and hilariously interfering in each others plots. CIA puts chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay, the FBI puts chemicals in the water to mind control, the chemicals end up neutralizing each other and no one notices, except for one guy but no one believes him.

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Oh my god, next time I hear a 9/11 truther I'm pulling out this absolute banger

    • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      After the famous kindergarten picture, Bush rang up Osama and immediately said "well dang looks like we wore the same ole shirt to the party"