I followed this recipe. I’ve made a couple pizzas in my life but this was easily the best. Recipe so simple I couldn’t screw it up. Though clearly there’s some magic to shaping the pizza that I don’t know. I had to try a few times to get the uneven square you see here. But it’s a lot better than the ellipse (with one end much thicker than the other) I made on my first attempt. Cheese is just a mix of mozzarella and sharp cheddar, nothing special. Tasted real good though.
i'm sorry, it was probably delicious and I would definitely taste it if presented to me, but this looks like dog poop on bread :blob-no-thoughts:
Huh.
Do you… do you think that might be good, though? Like, I’ve never actually eaten any maybe it tastes great.
I doubt it, while I also haven't tasted dog poop, I have smelled it. I won't rule out that the taste is better than the smell but still I must remain doubtful.
I’m telling you, eating dog poop might be the key to getting out of the simulation.