Friend of mine used to be friends with this dude named Chris (and yes, it’s that friend). They hung out every day for like two years. And then one day they were hanging out, and he, in their words (and they say it this exact way every time) “pulled his whole dick out.” They told him to fuck off, they gave him another chance after a couple months, aaaaand then he did it again. Then he started stalking them.

I wonder sometimes if the reason they never communicated things to me very well (i.e. why they never fucking told me they were uncomfortable with me following their Reddit account) is because they thought I would lose my shit or something.