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  • bigboopballs [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Joe Biden was tired. He had been campaigning all day and he was ready for some rest. But instead, he was woken up by a knock on his door. He got up and opened it to find a sleepy-eyed Bill Clinton. "Hey Joe," Clinton said. "I know you're tired, but we need you to come to the airport. There's something important we need to talk to you about."

    'Joe Biden' and 'sleepy'

    https://imgur.com/a/n9htwKO

    In the harsh world of competitive horse racing, anything goes. Chuds, or horses that cannot race, are commonplace, and horse paste is the standard way to fix them. One day, a new horse named Stardust was entered into a race. Everyone in the racing community was skeptical, but Stardust had something that no other horse had: talent. As the race began, Stardust showed everyone why they were wrong. She was fast, and her talent was undeniable. The other horses tried their best, but Stardust was just too fast for them. In the end, she won the race easily, and everyone in the racing community was surprised. Stardust was a new champion, and the chuds had been put in their place.

    lol

    • bigboopballs [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      :expert-shapiro:

      Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a new member of Congress and the youngest woman ever elected to the House of Representatives. She has quickly become a leader in the Democratic Party, and her radical ideas about economics and social justice have made her a household name. One of her most controversial proposals is her proposal to abolish the United States' income tax system and replace it with a federal tax on wealth. Her feet are beautiful, but they also have the power to change the world.

    • bigboopballs [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      https://imgur.com/a/iVj7iCe

      Vice President Joe Biden was on stage, giving a speech to the graduating class of Delaware State University. He had always been a great orator, but today, there was something different in his voice. He was nervous. A few moments into his speech, he started to feel something coming up. He tried to focus on his speech, but it was no use. He quickly pulled the microphone away from his mouth, and began to rush off the stage. As he tried to make his way through the crowd, he realized he was going to have to use the bathroom. He made his way to the bathroom, and just as he was about to go in, he realized he had to poop. He quickly rushed back to the stage, and began to give his speech again. It was a close call, but thankfully, he didn't pooped himself.

    • bigboopballs [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I tried 'Trump' and 'diaper' but there was absolutely no mention of a diaper in the output!