Using the same prompts:

In the darkness of the night, a lone figure lurked in the shadows. His name was Stalin, and he was a feared and powerful dictator. He had a large spoon that he used to eat his meals. It was comically large, and it made him look even more fearsome.

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Stalin's comically large spoon was a symbol of his absolute power over the Soviet Union. He used it to feed himself and his comrades, even when they were seated at the dinner table. The spoon was so large, in fact, that it often took several tries for Stalin to get it into his mouth.

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Can you try hitting generate again? The model generated something that another model classified as potentially biased, derogatory or offensive language, and has filtered it out. This is part of an effort to mitigate the reproduction of bias towards vulnerable and minority groups with language models.

Karl Marx was one of the most influential political theorists of all time. He is best known for his work on economics, but his theories have had a major impact on many other areas of politics and society. Neera Tanden, who is currently the chairwoman of the Center for American Progress, is a close disciple of Marx.

Engels + spelunking =

Karl Marx, the great thinker, once said, "Engels was a spelunker." And he was right. Engels was the founder of Marxism, and he was also a brilliant spelunker. He was the first person to discover the underground city of Barcelona.

Thesis: Only one big spoon.

Antithesis: Who gets to use it first?

Synthesis: Put the food in one big spoon and we all eat the food with our smaller spoons.

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In the 1930s, a young professor named Michel Foucault was working on a new theory about how society functioned. His ideas about "Foucaultianism" would change the way we think about our world, and his work on "Bunny Cops" would forever change the way we see law enforcement.

Foucault and bunny cop

Prompts: 30-50 feral hogs, 3-5 minutes

For decades, the landowners around here have struggled to keep the feral hogs under control. But lately, their numbers seem to be increasing dramatically. Now, it seems, the hogs are finally taking over. Each night, the landowners wake up to the sound of feral hogs rooting through their gardens and tearing down their crops. It's only been happening for the past few weeks, but it seems like the hogs are getting smarter and more organized. They're fast, too. The landowners have found that it only takes 3-5 minutes for the hogs to devour everything in their path. And there's nothing that can stop them. Unless, of course, someone can come up with a way to get rid of the hogs for good.

Same prompt generated again:

In the middle of nowhere, on a lonely piece of land, there was a farm. The farm was run by three generations of the same family. The land was owned by their great-grandfather, who left it to them. The farm was a well-known spot for feral hogs. The hogs had been there for years, and the farm had become their home. The farm had been abandoned for months, and the hogs had been getting bigger and bolder. They were starting to raid the farmhouse, and the family had to do something. They called in the professionals. The professionals arrived in 3-5 minutes, and started shooting the hogs. It was a slaughter, and it was over.

And again:

Thirty-five miles outside of town, a farmer was out in his field when he spotted a group of 30-50 feral hogs. He knew that if he didn't do something, they would destroy his crops, so he took action. He shot several of the hogs with his shotgun, and then ran to his tractor to get his tractor gun. Within 3-5 minutes, he was able to kill all of the hogs.

This is why we need tractor guns.

Andrew Cuomo is the new governor of New York. He's a Democrat, and he's young, so people are optimistic about the future. Some people are also optimistic about the future of Godzilla, because Godzilla is a Democrat, too.

Andrew Cuomo and Godzilla. This is the entirety of what it produced.

EDIT: This is even better:

In the year 20xx, America was in the grips of a political crisis. The president, Donald Trump, had been caught exchanging lewd and suggestive text messages with a number of women, and the scandal was spreading like wildfire. The Democrats were poised to take control of the House of Representatives, and they were looking to impeach Trump. The nation was on the brink of chaos. Then, out of the blue, ALF appeared. Nobody knew where he came from, or how he had arrived on American soil, but ALF was a force to be reckoned with. He was a mysterious alien with a flair for the theatrical, and he quickly emerged as the leader of the anti-Trump movement. He spoke passionately about the need for democracy and freedom, and he made a powerful case for removing Trump from office. The public was captivated by ALF, and his message of tolerance and understanding resonated with them. The Democrats were skeptical at first, but eventually they came around to ALF's way of thinking. They decided to launch a full-scale campaign against Trump, and they were able to pull off an astonishing victory in the elections. Now, ALF is the president of the United States.

Animal and Photosynthesis

In the depths of the Amazon rainforest, something is stirring. Something large and green is awakening from its long slumber, and it is hungry. For centuries, the animals of the rainforest have relied on photosynthesis to provide them with the necessary food to survive. But now, something has awoken that was not meant to be. The large creature is hungry, and it wants to eat the plants. The animals of the rainforest are scared. They don't know what to do.

Usually contradictory statements lead to humorous results with AIs, but this is a case where it took the prompt and actually did something pretty neat with it.

Joe Biden was tired. He had been campaigning all day and he was ready for some rest. But instead, he was woken up by a knock on his door. He got up and opened it to find a sleepy-eyed Bill Clinton. "Hey Joe," Clinton said. "I know you're tired, but we need you to come to the airport. There's something important we need to talk to you about."

'Joe Biden' and 'sleepy'

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In the harsh world of competitive horse racing, anything goes. Chuds, or horses that cannot race, are commonplace, and horse paste is the standard way to fix them. One day, a new horse named Stardust was entered into a race. Everyone in the racing community was skeptical, but Stardust had something that no other horse had: talent. As the race began, Stardust showed everyone why they were wrong. She was fast, and her talent was undeniable. The other horses tried their best, but Stardust was just too fast for them. In the end, she won the race easily, and everyone in the racing community was surprised. Stardust was a new champion, and the chuds had been put in their place.

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Stalin, one of the most infamous dictators in history, had a really large spoon. It was so large, in fact, that it was comically large. He would use it to eat his cereal, soup, and even his meat. Stalin's spoon was so large that it was a true spectacle to behold.

Stalin and comically large spoon

"Communism" typically produces a negative response, but a better approach is to get it talking about "Capitalism:"

In the wake of the Great Recession, the world has been turned upside down. Many have lost their jobs and homes, and have been forced to live in poverty. Some have resorted to crime in an attempt to survive, while others have turned to radical, political solutions to the economic woes. It has been said that capitalism is the root of all our problems. The greed and selfishness of some has led to the economic downfall of our society. The rich have gotten richer, while the poor have gotten poorer. And, as the economy continues to decline, more and more people are becoming desperate. Many are asking whether capitalism can be saved. And, if it can't, what will replace it? Will the world be plunged into a new era of despair, or will there be a new, more just system?

(Capitalism; Despair)

In the 1920s, the world was in the grip of a global economic crisis. Europe was in ruins, and the United States was suffering from the Great Depression. The root of the problem was capitalism. The capitalists were trying to make a profit, but they couldn't do it with the prices of goods falling and people losing their jobs. They needed to find new ways to make money. Some of the capitalists started to think that they could make money by getting their governments to start fighting wars. They said that if they could get their governments to spend money on their armies, then the capitalists could make even more money by selling weapons to the governments. The capitalists were right. If a government is fighting a war, then it is going to be spending money. And if the capitalists can sell weapons to the government, then they will make a lot of money. This is what happened in the 1920s. The capitalists got their governments to start fighting wars. And they made a lot of money.

(Capitalism; Imperialism)

In the Amazon, there are creatures called capybaras. These creatures are the size of a small dog, but they have a long snout. They are very curious and always looking for new things to do. One day, a capybara found a piece of food that he was not supposed to have. He was very excited to find it, and he tried to eat it. But he soon realized that he was not supposed to have it. He was scared, but he also felt very guilty. He decided to take the food to his friends. They were also capybaras, and they were very happy to see him. They all agreed that he should not have eaten the food, and they were very grateful to him. This story is about communism. The capybaras are examples of how communism works. Everyone in the community helps each other, and everyone is equal.

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