I tried to kill Reagan sooner, but Hinckley had awful aim. I told the guy to practice more, but he kept binge watching Jodie Foster movies instead.
I realized John was likely a poor choice in assassins after he at one point ran out of tissues during a Jodie Foster marathon even though he had ordered Kleenex in bulk. He did this instead of going to a gun range.
All I can say is that we work with the tools we have, not the tools we want.
Today, as with every day, I’m glad Reagan dead.
I tried to kill Reagan sooner, but Hinckley had awful aim. I told the guy to practice more, but he kept binge watching Jodie Foster movies instead.
I realized John was likely a poor choice in assassins after he at one point ran out of tissues during a Jodie Foster marathon even though he had ordered Kleenex in bulk. He did this instead of going to a gun range.
All I can say is that we work with the tools we have, not the tools we want.
It’s okay, Satan. At least you tried. Now can you hurry it up with Kissinger?