• LiterallySatan [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      I tried to kill Reagan sooner, but Hinckley had awful aim. I told the guy to practice more, but he kept binge watching Jodie Foster movies instead.

      I realized John was likely a poor choice in assassins after he at one point ran out of tissues during a Jodie Foster marathon even though he had ordered Kleenex in bulk. He did this instead of going to a gun range.

      All I can say is that we work with the tools we have, not the tools we want.

      • MasterCombine [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        It’s okay, Satan. At least you tried. Now can you hurry it up with Kissinger?