the ridiculousness of the post aside, "trying to think of times they've felt pain the past, but because they've led such sheltered, cotton-balled lives" is actually kind of a good line
the ridiculousness of the post aside, "trying to think of times they've felt pain the past, but because they've led such sheltered, cotton-balled lives" is actually kind of a good line
He's not trying to make anyone laugh, he's trying to make everyone as miserable as he is