• kristina [she/her]
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    10 months ago

    Why order milk at a cafe, you can literally buy it at the store for like 3 bucks

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      10 months ago

      Or you can buy a 12oz cup for $5!

      I made this mistake once because my kid reaaaaally wanted a cup of milk when I grabbed a coffee on the go. Never again lol

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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      10 months ago

      oh what the fuck. i thought he just wanted whole milk in a latte or something but no, just a glass of milk? are you seven years old?

    • LesbianLiberty [she/her]
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      10 months ago

      Going to Starbucks and ordering a venti milk for four times the price so the hot goth trans woman can give me a nasty look

    • ZoomeristLeninist [comrade/them, she/her]
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      10 months ago

      to epicly own the blue haired barista.

      even tho the barista prob had no idea it was ordered with a racist wink and just had a good laugh later abt the weirdo who ordered a cup of milk at starbucks

    • Ufot [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      It's cause he's only drinks socially.

    • BakerBagel@midwest.social
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      10 months ago

      I had a buddy that discovered amaretto was absolutely delicious, and started drinking it straight at bars. I watched him tell the bartender "can I get an amaretto on ice" and she straight up said "what the fuck did you just order?!" and asked me if he was being for real. If you order a weird drink, you will get a weird response.