[SUBJECT] is a [THING] from [COUNTRY].

Communism killed 11 bajilliondy people and ruined the world forever, also pls report your lefty neighbors to the FBI.

Early Years | In [YEAR], [SUBJECT] attended school at Chornhole Highlementary etc etc. . .

Have a look for yourself. Also TIL that CDP literally started up by enticing gamers away from pirated games with extra fucking treats in the "legitimate" copies, and making a ton of money off it. Modern AAA publishers must have taken notes from them lmao