• CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Everyone knows the communism button is a Rube Goldberg style machine that, when pressed, releases a slice of Swiss cheese in front of a rodent on a hamster wheel, whose spinning motion unravels a string holding back a marble that rolls down a tube to knock over a domino, which knocks over several more dominoes that ends up activating a model train set, which runs over the power button of a laser pointer, which makes a nearby housecat to swipe at the on/off switch of a fan, which blows a ping pong ball into a otherwise balanced scale, which holds a pair of scissors which rises to cut a string holding a bucket of water directly above the seat in the oval office, drenching [insert sitting US President] with water thus creating Communism

      Have you even read Marx?

    • huf [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      mmm yes, a new wave of leftist infighting on the nature of the communism lever/button. and if it's a button, is it a flimsy rubber dome construction or a proper mechanical switch?

      • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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        11 months ago

        It's a lever and button arcade setup. Xi is busy practicing his wombo combo cancel into full communism super

      • KiG V2@lemmygrad.ml
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        11 months ago

        While the range of motion in the lever encapsulates the great ebb and flow of our Circadian Rhythms, its mechanical song a dedication to the proletariat spirit, a mighty phallus swinging as the electromagetic poles shift to signal a new aeon, nothing can compare to the frictionless immediacy and punctual sex appeal of a big red button. If I were Dr. Frankenstein, I could delegate a lever pull to a subordinate and still enjoy myself, but if I were a USian president, I would slam my fist on the ALL NUKES LAUNCH button before I even read the label.

    • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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      11 months ago

      Eric Clapton: "My dream, is to have a tiny man living inside Xi's ass, and controlling Communism with Chinese Characteristics with a bunch of levers and wires."