There will be plenty of other new Batman movies in the future anyway.
and they will all be basically the same - along with every other new cape shit movie that is ever released
Here's the thing - it's not even Marvel. This whole dumb situation aside, it really that hard to avoid spoilers for a DC movie? I went to see Batman Vs Superman with my brother in the pre-pandemic days and the theater was practically empty.
How is he going to pass the time in the delivery room if he can't scroll through r/batman while his wife pushes out the kid?
I dunno how universal the experience is, but I was too fucking exhausted to be on any social media the first couple days. Hands were full with family members and grabbing food whenever we weren’t sleeping or tending to the kiddo.
While you were getting an epidural to numb the agony of pushing an object the size of a watermelon out of an orifice the size of a lemon, I studied the
bladebatarang...
Okay so there’s this kid and his parents take him to the opera. Or maybe it’s a movie. Hard to remember. He doesn’t like it so they have to leave. Can’t remember what happens next
Edit; oh! Uncle Ben gets shot
When the first Batman movie came out in...1987? Me and my best friend walked out afterwards, past the massive line of people waiting to get in, saying, "Wow, I can't believe Batman dies in the end!"
Good times...
If this is real, she should divorce his ass. If he's behaving like this now, imagine how he will be afterwards.
Seeing batman is not a once in a life time opportunity giving birth could be.
But spoilers!
Your child is going to resent you for missing their birth
the solution is to create another subreddit called r/AmITheManchild where you're not allowed to call someone an asshole
