A public records request by an animal rights group revealed a shocking death rate among primate test subjects.
  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    3 years ago

    while researching a scoop on why the Immortal Techemperor Musk is acting strange lately

    Let's get real. Musk is going out with some easily treatable ailment - like his predecessor Steve Jobs - because he passed on antibiotics to try doing a DMT enema.

    • Fartbutt420 [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      :inshallah: but this is hellworld so his death will be awesome like blowing up in a rocket or strangled by an android or katana'd by Grimes for one of her music videos