What if?

  • farting_weedman [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    Walking down the sidewalk naked getting high fives the whole way to the gas station because everyone knows the naked person ushered in an era of peace, prosperity and plenty.

    • Esoteir [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      idk how they would know you did it though you'd just be this nudist claiming they pressed the communism button you'd basically be brutalized by the volcel vanguard

      • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        They would verify by trying to put a piece of clothing on you and it'd just fly off like two magnets with the same poles being pushed together.

        • Esoteir [he/him]
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          8 months ago

          this is the most plausible way of verifying but at that point you're just like a nudist anomaly idk why they would believe the communism button story it doesn't logically lead from one to the other, and the clothing magnetism scientists working on you will probably be well versed in dialetical materialism and hegelianism, and idk how [permanent nudism <-> capitalism] synthesizes into communism

          i guess unless the communism button doesn't disappear after one use and you can press it again for double communism and as proof you get someone else to also become a communudist for the sake of the revolution^2

        • Esoteir [he/him]
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          8 months ago

          even if you filmed yourself pressing the communism button all they would have for proof is a tiktok where you press a button labeled communism and your clothes fly off. it would be a very funny video but idk why anyone would believe it, even if you proved that clothing doesn't stay on you against your will, you're still going to have to convince a general public well versed in dialetical materialism to believe a one-off magical communist event

          • farting_weedman [none/use name]
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            8 months ago

            Under communism people will know the truth and understand when things are lies easily without complex systems of fact checking and verification.