What if?
Walking down the sidewalk naked getting high fives the whole way to the gas station because everyone knows the naked person ushered in an era of peace, prosperity and plenty.
idk how they would know you did it though you'd just be this nudist claiming they pressed the communism button you'd basically be brutalized by the volcel vanguard
They would verify by trying to put a piece of clothing on you and it'd just fly off like two magnets with the same poles being pushed together.
this is the most plausible way of verifying but at that point you're just like a nudist anomaly idk why they would believe the communism button story it doesn't logically lead from one to the other, and the clothing magnetism scientists working on you will probably be well versed in dialetical materialism and hegelianism, and idk how [permanent nudism <-> capitalism] synthesizes into communism
i guess unless the communism button doesn't disappear after one use and you can press it again for double communism and as proof you get someone else to also become a communudist for the sake of the revolution^2
Communism doesn’t need to cover up its history.
I’d be taught in school.
even if you filmed yourself pressing the communism button all they would have for proof is a tiktok where you press a button labeled communism and your clothes fly off. it would be a very funny video but idk why anyone would believe it, even if you proved that clothing doesn't stay on you against your will, you're still going to have to convince a general public well versed in dialetical materialism to believe a one-off magical communist event
Under communism people will know the truth and understand when things are lies easily without complex systems of fact checking and verification.
Wait, forever?
Like I would be immortal?
Make way for Flakes Bongler, the eternal naked god of communism
We are all born naked into this world. The needs of the many outweigh the clothes of the few.
Jokes on you because in my vision of communism, everyone's naked.
I'll just explain to everyone that I'm the goddess of communism, and they're welcome not only for the communism but for also seeing my rocking tits
Yep, I would just move somewhere with a fairly warm/tropical climate
Could I carry around a big palm frond to cover my b hole when I bend over?
No. Infact a big magnifying glass follows your bhole all day
