Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them] to

badposting • 10 months ago

In Wisconsin, it is customary to tip your cow 15%

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In Wisconsin, it is customary to tip your cow 15%

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badposting • 10 months ago

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EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
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10 months ago
Cow tipping is a myth. They work on commoossion.

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- Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
  hexagon
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  10 months ago
  This is cowmmunist propaganda
  
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  - EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
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    10 months ago
    What are you, a McCowthyist?
    
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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]
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10 months ago
Riding my cow to the tractor store, anyone need anything?

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- FlakesBongler [they/them]
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  10 months ago
  Grab me a fifty pound bag of seed corn
  
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- Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
  hexagon
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  10 months ago
  POV: You are the mayor of Dubuque, Iowa
  
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infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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10 months ago
In liberal Vermont, they tip the cow 60%.

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FlakesBongler [they/them]
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10 months ago
As a Sconnie myself, this is absolutely true

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