And not like several?
I didn't know that we have "a penis" that's shared collectively between us. I assumed we (or cis guys at least) each had our own. I'm sorry, have I been hogging the one penis all this time?
Yeah Wheeler's one electron universe theory is actually true for penises. We have it simultaneously because the penis can travel back in time but when it does it appears in the form of an anti-penis.
You only have one? You should get that checked out.
Buddy, I don't even know what to do with the one I have
I can't imagine having four or five
It's supposed to break off in use and be constantly replaced like shark teeth
the more penises you break off inside the more babies explode out a week later
The only ppl interested in that would be those in CBT....
Natural selection - the Multi-dicked were unable to successfully procreate because they kept jerking at least one and shouting “Check it out!! 2 dicks”
Some couldn't procreate because they always cummed out of the wrong dick
3 penii were on the early model. we had to get rid of them after that affair with gobekli tepe
I have 17 and a lifelong ban from every surgical center in California
Look, if you want another, you gotta prove you can be responsible with the one you've got first.
original design actually had two separate tubes for piss and cum but they were merged to save costs
do you think there would have been separate porn sections for the piss penis and the cum penis?
why do you wanna know you're not one of those weirdos who's into the cum penis are you
Not gonna lie, we could use another, smaller penis on the elbow or somewhere like that to act as a tail rotor and help counteract the reactional torque when we are doing the helicopter.
