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minus-squareTofu_Lewis [he/him]hexbear47·3 years agoA dude I went to high school with could afford to have a baby because he spend 5 years on a neo-colonial oil rig avoiding getting kidnapped by warlords. link
minus-squareTofu_Lewis [he/him]hexbear38·3 years agoMy exact reaction when he described it to me. link
minus-squareCTHlurker [he/him]hexbear41·3 years agoPresumably somewhere in West Africa, but it would be pretty funny if OP meant North Dakota or West Texas. link
A dude I went to high school with could afford to have a baby because he spend 5 years on a neo-colonial oil rig avoiding getting kidnapped by warlords.
:jesse-wtf:
My exact reaction when he described it to me.
Nigeria?
Presumably somewhere in West Africa, but it would be pretty funny if OP meant North Dakota or West Texas.