I worked in pest control for about 5 years, and I figured someone here might need some advice on how to deal with bugs and mice. So if you've ever wanted to know, now's your chance.
My biggest recommendation, right from the start: Never pay for pest control. You can do a better, more ethical job than any business ever will.
I want to edit to say, my inbox is always open for questions too.
It sounds like it like you. Have you tried talking to it? Eviction doesn't seem to be working.
We have. We keep telling it the Kitchen is a much better place for a spider but he's set on his morning constitutionals walking around the bathtub.
Well it might be time for it to take a trip far far away.