This is a joke. Do not do this. I have no plans to do this.

Abolish the police, there are no good cops.

  • HornyOnMain
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    3 years ago

    The fact that you made this meme then commented 6 times to yourself is so fucking hilarious to me

    • KulakstomyBag [comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      I’ve been drunk since 8am. I literally started drinking in bed with the bottle from last night. I am a disaster, but it’s a long weekend and I will spend it in a haze of fucking cirrhosis and rage.

      • HornyOnMain
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        3 years ago

        good on you, remember to drink lots of water and eat food. btw, just so I know whether to be concerned or absolutely blase about it, what time is it for you because 8 AM was 11 hours ago for me

        • KulakstomyBag [comrade/them]
          hexagon
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          edit-2
          3 years ago

          I have 5 gallon tubs of water that I buy in bulk from a water store. when I go on a bender, I force myself to go through at least half of one a day. I eat vegan pasta that I meal prep in advance and freeze into portions so that I can put them in my toaster oven to warm back up while I teach my cat how to construct IEDs.

          • Mindfury [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            from a water store

            I shouldn't laugh, but this is just wonderful

            • KulakstomyBag [comrade/them]
              hexagon
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              edit-2
              3 years ago

              it’s pure and without lead, which I cannot say for the water pipes in my apartment. $1 for 5 gallons? Yes.

          • HornyOnMain
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            3 years ago

            all good, wishing you a nice bender