public ideology: "we hate redditors, I am literally a communist"
private ideology: "As an animal researcher, I think eco-activists go too far. Actually, making a career out of monkey torture grifting is based"
9.5/10 on the :jesse-wtf: scale.
An absolute banger of a BMF post and one to add to the all time classics like the bugs and the Mariah Carey dolphin post.
More of the classic catchphrases like DSA Karen radlib
Imo an emote like :peter-coffin: that doesn't exist, a link to a random study from 2015, or like a semi related video would have really been the :chefs-kiss:
This one is a classic for me though
With each iteration of BMF the posts get a bit shorter and the sheer confusion gets a little dimmer too. I pray that this version is not banned as well lest our site loses the blessings from our prophet and we enter a dark period of listless shitposting in which our most PMC tendencies are not curbed by the constant reminder that we should (or should not, I honestly can't tell) be eating bugs :inshallah:
As an animal researcher, I think eco-activists go too far. Actually, making a career out of monkey torture grifting is based”
neoliberal is when you study biology, the more neoliberal you are the more monkeys you jerk off.
I have to wonder if BMF knows that their posts tend to be incomprehensible, or if they have just never read a single comment on their posts
I think that once, they posted in earnest, and realized everyone had no idea what the fuck they were talking about, so they just kinda ran with that.
I am old and I don't know the acronym, so I googled it. When you say BMF, are you talking about the Black Mafia Family drug trafficking organization, the Bundesministerium für Finanzen in Austria or British Military Fitness in general?
Lol it’s hexbear lore, Black mold futures was their previous account name
Does anybody remember what they were before BMF? BMF was like their second or even third account, though the new accounts never acknowledge a link to the old accounts so you just have to go off posting style
Think it started with an a but idk. I remember people saying it when we were in the early days of the bmf arc lol
Other accounts include timecubeevangelist, trumanshow_irl and sealand_macronation
Body Mass Factor. It's a fitness thing (it isn't)
