• TankieTanuki [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Why is all that COVID stuff in there? Feels like it was copy and pasted from the last disaster lol.

    • p_sharikov [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Please social distance while waiting for the missiles to arrive

      • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        If your county has been leveled by atomic weaponry, consider engaging with your community virtually to limit the spread of COVID-19.

        • p_sharikov [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Holy shit, I was just joking but then I look at the site and they literally do say to social distance while you wait for the missiles to arrive

          If warned of an imminent attack, immediately get inside the nearest building and move away from windows. This will help provide protection from the blast, heat, and radiation of the detonation.

          When you have reached a safe place, try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household. If possible, wear a mask if you’re sheltering with people who are not a part of your household. Children under two years old, people who have trouble breathing, and those who are unable to remove masks on their own should not wear them.

          • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            Meanwhile if the missiles aren't coming, pretend like COVID has gone away so that the economy doesn't hurt.

            This has to be a joke. :what-the-hell:

          • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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            3 years ago

            When you have reached a safe place, try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household. If possible, wear a mask if you’re sheltering with people who are not a part of your household. Children under two years old, people who have trouble breathing, and those who are unable to remove masks on their own should not wear them.

            try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household.

            maintain a distance of at least six feet

            Maybe it is because I am suffering from mild sleep deprivation, but I feel like I'm losing my fucking marbles. Maybe this is for the event of a false warning? But even so it's fucking deranged

            • p_sharikov [he/him]
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              3 years ago

              To find out that I have succumbed to madness would be a great comfort. The greater terror lies in knowing all of this is real.