this motherfricker wore a bright yellow coat. I'm sorry I keep posting this shit but it has officially become funny to me. look at the shitty woodland camo grip for urban warfare

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I am 28 and I got married recently. There’s something about getting married that changes you. It makes your future feel much more settled and “squeezes you out” of your youth and into whatever this next new stage is.

    11 December 2021

    He went from https://i.imgur.com/0N5WGnP.png to "I'm going to dress like a cartoon and die in a war brb" in two months. Who is this amazing woman and since she has low standards can I replace him while he's gone?

    edit: Monday morning inspiration from someone who kinda knows a lot about these things and also crpyto if your'e interested- https://i.imgur.com/zZbEf9W.png

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        After about a month of them posting combat porn, I want to make a post offering to send care packages to their partners which vaguely but heavily implies I just want to seduce them. It'd be like the "mr president your fired sir" under a memorial to Dale Earnhardt Jr. Tone deaf in a way that causes blind rage in dumb guys.

        Then if any of them respond in earnest, I'm going to ironically and unironically seduce their partner. It's not a deployment without a Dear John letter for the Johnny Getting His Gun so thank you for your service sir.