https://twitter.com/Jason_Dean/status/1754991418576158851

  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
    ·
    5 months ago

    SPD: This election is a choice between Literal Hitler and Diet Hitler.

    Thälmann: I'm... Literally right here.

    SPD: We might not like it, but we have to choose between the lesser of two evils.

    Thälmann: I'm... still right here. If you need me, you know. Yeah.

    SPD: Our hands really are tied here. We know that Diet Hitler is not too fond of us, but he's our only hope to defeat Literal Hitler.

    Thälmann: Do you... Do you actually hear me at all? Hello?

    SPD: In times like these, it is the citizen's duty to vote to save our democracy.

    Thälmann: Do you think there might've been some sort of systemic issue that caused us to get into this situation in the first place?

    SPD: Remember to vote Hindenburg, everyone!