If you take creatine regularly for a while before the test, quit smoking at least 48 hours before, and take B vitamins and more creatine and drink about 32 oz of water a few hours beforehand, you should pass. (The B vitamins make it yellow to hide the dilution; the creatine acts as a biomarker to make it look undiluted chemically.) This is basically what products like Stat Flush do.
that's what i used way back when i was a heavy daily smoker and interviewing for jobs. the ~32oz expensive ass "detox" drink that headshops sell, where you drink the thing, then refill with water, drink that, have a huge piss almost right away, and then you piss "clean" for like several hours. i used to keep one in my trunk, because i had job interviews where they would pressure applicants to go to the testing facility right away to submit for urinalysis to be taken seriously as a candidate.
what a fucking insane cash grab everything connected to drug testing is. from the insurance companies that insist on it for worker comp coverage and the companies that use it to fuck with our private lives or skate on a worker's comp claim, to the companies that charge $50-100 a pop for testing service.
when i was much younger and nebbish, i knew this guy at this shitty job i had in a fucked up call center and there were rumors spreading about a drug testing policy being implemented. this guy was the most "i don't give a fuck" employee i have ever known. guy says, loud as fuck while locking eyes with a group of managers, "do these assholes not realize how high i have to get to even walk through the doors of this shithole?" claude, you absolute king. i will never forget you.
If you take creatine regularly for a while before the test, quit smoking at least 48 hours before, and take B vitamins and more creatine and drink about 32 oz of water a few hours beforehand, you should pass. (The B vitamins make it yellow to hide the dilution; the creatine acts as a biomarker to make it look undiluted chemically.) This is basically what products like Stat Flush do.
I've used this successfully, but you'll definitely need more than 32 mL of water for it - I'd say a couple litres does the trick.
Ugh, was distracted when I wrote this; it's 32 oz.
Also don't exercise a bunch during your detox. I don't know how common it is to burn off thc stored in fat cells but it's better to be safe.
that's what i used way back when i was a heavy daily smoker and interviewing for jobs. the ~32oz expensive ass "detox" drink that headshops sell, where you drink the thing, then refill with water, drink that, have a huge piss almost right away, and then you piss "clean" for like several hours. i used to keep one in my trunk, because i had job interviews where they would pressure applicants to go to the testing facility right away to submit for urinalysis to be taken seriously as a candidate.
what a fucking insane cash grab everything connected to drug testing is. from the insurance companies that insist on it for worker comp coverage and the companies that use it to fuck with our private lives or skate on a worker's comp claim, to the companies that charge $50-100 a pop for testing service.
when i was much younger and nebbish, i knew this guy at this shitty job i had in a fucked up call center and there were rumors spreading about a drug testing policy being implemented. this guy was the most "i don't give a fuck" employee i have ever known. guy says, loud as fuck while locking eyes with a group of managers, "do these assholes not realize how high i have to get to even walk through the doors of this shithole?" claude, you absolute king. i will never forget you.
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