If you take creatine regularly for a while before the test, quit smoking at least 48 hours before, and take B vitamins and more creatine and drink about 32 oz of water a few hours beforehand, you should pass. (The B vitamins make it yellow to hide the dilution; the creatine acts as a biomarker to make it look undiluted chemically.) This is basically what products like Stat Flush do.
I've used this successfully, but you'll definitely need more than 32 mL of water for it - I'd say a couple litres does the trick.
Also don't exercise a bunch during your detox. I don't know how common it is to burn off thc stored in fat cells but it's better to be safe.
that's what i used way back when i was a heavy daily smoker and interviewing for jobs. the ~32oz expensive ass "detox" drink that headshops sell, where you drink the thing, then refill with water, drink that, have a huge piss almost right away, and then you piss "clean" for like several hours. i used to keep one in my trunk, because i had job interviews where they would pressure applicants to go to the testing facility right away to submit for urinalysis to be taken seriously as a candidate.
what a fucking insane cash grab everything connected to drug testing is. from the insurance companies that insist on it for worker comp coverage and the companies that use it to fuck with our private lives or skate on a worker's comp claim, to the companies that charge $50-100 a pop for testing service.
when i was much younger and nebbish, i knew this guy at this shitty job i had in a fucked up call center and there were rumors spreading about a drug testing policy being implemented. this guy was the most "i don't give a fuck" employee i have ever known. guy says, loud as fuck while locking eyes with a group of managers, "do these assholes not realize how high i have to get to even walk through the doors of this shithole?" claude, you absolute king. i will never forget you.
I can say with 100% confidence that "fetish urine" fake pee will pass a drug test. I just used some to pass one a couple of weeks ago. The lab techs at the drug test place cant follow you into the bathroom, and they aren't really paid enough to care.
The fake pee comes with a hand warmer and a little thermometer so you can make sure you get it to the right temp. To me, it's a super fun form of disobedience/protest. You mean I can waste around $50 of this companies money on a fraudulent drug test before I even work for them? Sign me up.
This is the brand I used. And I've used this brand for several tests now and it's always worked.
Good luck to you. I live in a legal state, and found a remote customer service job that pays well that would be perfect for me. BUT, they do hair sample drug tests and you have to pass a physical, lmao. I guess I could quit smoking for a few weeks and try, but it's kind of a big part of my life because I'm so stressed out all the time.
Edit: Just read that hair tests can test positive up to 90 days after you quit. Fuck lol.
Yeah, I guess it's because the company has drivers that are required to pass the test, so all the other employees have to as well. Still stupid, though.
Google the certo/surejell method, worked for a close personal friend of mine
They were not drug testing when I started working at Target in 2017
I believe they don't, but as a general rule, don't use drugs during a job hunt.
just buy piss off a clean friend. target ain't gonna watch you pee.
Most head shops at least used to carry the synthetic urine companies use to calibrate those tests
Can you stop for a month or so while you get the job or is that not possible?
