neera_tanden [she/her] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years agoPutin and Zelensky as leaders are like the guy who thinks good sex is pumping away while ur making a grocery list in your head wondering when he’ll be donemessage-squaremessage-square48 fedilinkarrow-up170file-text
arrow-up170message-squarePutin and Zelensky as leaders are like the guy who thinks good sex is pumping away while ur making a grocery list in your head wondering when he’ll be doneneera_tanden [she/her] to the_dunk_tank • 2 years agomessage-square48 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
Zelenskyy is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp.
minus-squarecongressbaseballfan [she/her]hexbear7·2 years agoOh, that is certainly a tweet, but that’s not the tweet that this is based on. link
Oh, that is certainly a tweet, but that’s not the tweet that this is based on.
Hurray! More nightmares!