Zelenskyy is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp.
I like that if you google "who is the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp.", google answers O'Rourke, like that's a matter of public record.
america just cant stop being evil it must intrude on every aspect of life
Wow @neera_tanden is an op? Who would have thought!
Also, who are the 65 people who upvoted this monstrosity?!?
Thank you for reminding me of that tweet what haunts my nightmares
you don’t know the story? :sicko-blur:
Click on sicko to have the truth revealed
Yeah, about how Biden and his wife are going to fuck in the White House and it's gonna be wetter and better than Trump and Melania
Oh, that is certainly a tweet, but that’s not the tweet that this is based on.
:biden-troll: This is going to be wetter and better, honey! Come on, man!
I formally object to this post on three grounds:
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That is awful.
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You are violating the proper posting procedures by doing satire comedy in a comm reserved for earnestly expressed awfulness in the wild. Please rectify this immediately.
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Breaking character with regard to procedural retentiveness ect
counterpoint: now we can dunk on OP for this cringe take
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Putin and Zelensky as leaders wouldn't be in power if it weren't for US-led NATO imperialism going back to 1949
Thank every president since Truman for being united in the consensus of walling off the global north and looting the global south
every US president since the invention of fascism is a fascist, and every president before the invention of fascism was a proto-fascist
all the chaos occurring in the Ukraine is the fault of the United States. Putin is the fault of the United States. Zelensky is the fault of the United States. Azov Battalion is the fault of the United States. NATO is the fault of the United States. Anyone who does not take this line is either naive or is a liberal fascist.
You would not have a quasi-fascist like Putin running Russia if it weren't for the fascist neoliberal looting of the former USSR, which was the greatest dream of the fascist Truman doctrine realized. The world as it exists today is the twitching corpse of the cold war, which was won by fascists. The world we live in was created by fascists, is run by fascists, and will be destroyed by fascists.
"Calf cramping?" Ask the liberal fascists about that.
