...I told someone it was a bad idea to install shaggy carpeting in their bathroom.

Why were you called a tankie today?

Edit: I was going for joke answers with this but the real answers are pretty much the same.

  • LoudMuffin [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I thought about improving society (only somewhat, no crazy ideas here) and my boss roundhouse kicked me with his cowboy boots after calling me a tankie

    went to go get gas later and the pump was empty and the clerk said "dumb tankie didn't deliver their tankie today"

    that really tankied my mood for the rest of the month