There was a guy on my roof pissing into my rain gutters, which wouldn't have been a huge deal if he had cleaned the leaves out first. Anyway, I couldn't see a ladder anywhere so I asked how he got on my roof and he said I was authoritarian left on the internet political compass and then threw a flashlight at me, it was during the afternoon

I had a sudden urge to crush an uprising in Budapest.

I was called a Stalinist for enforcing mask rules (not today but it was definitely funny).

I drove a tank through the house

A tank-ard of beer that is! :grillman:

I drove my T-34 to work today.

so I have a huge stalin portrait in my dorm room, as well as several other USSR era propaganda posters. while also saying that stalin wasnt actually as bad as pop-history makes him out to be. They'll call any one a tankie these days smh

by a soc dem for linking the dsa ic's statement on the war

A cockney urchin called me a "doodle", which is rhyming slang for tankie

I thought about improving society (only somewhat, no crazy ideas here) and my boss roundhouse kicked me with his cowboy boots after calling me a tankie

went to go get gas later and the pump was empty and the clerk said "dumb tankie didn't deliver their tankie today"

that really tankied my mood for the rest of the month

I once saw someone scream about "radical marxist tankies" over someone requesting a tank (as in the role) in a video game.

I got called a tankie for eating someone else's box of Shredded Wheat.

used my roommates toothbrush

I told a guy not to mix bleach an amonia and he called me an authoritarian red fash.

Happened to me after I put ketchup on a hot dog

i told the barista my name was Timothy Ankie so they wrote my name down as T. Ankie