...I told someone it was a bad idea to install shaggy carpeting in their bathroom.

Why were you called a tankie today?

Edit: I was going for joke answers with this but the real answers are pretty much the same.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    There was a guy on my roof pissing into my rain gutters, which wouldn't have been a huge deal if he had cleaned the leaves out first. Anyway, I couldn't see a ladder anywhere so I asked how he got on my roof and he said I was authoritarian left on the internet political compass and then threw a flashlight at me, it was during the afternoon