Back in Delaware me and the gang used to dance the shuffle at Jackies Whacky Shacky every Friday evening. Now one of the guys who lived on the block was a mean dude. He would say, "Joe, you ain't all that!" and I would say... I would say... "Now, look here you jackass" and he would then go, "Woah, calm down Joe, I was only hornswoggling you." And that's how I ended crime in Vermont. Any questions?
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