We're on a train alright, buster, a train to keep America shining as a beacon of opportunity for the years to come

The United Super Friends of America

You shoulda aimed for the leg, Jack

Don't forget to take your molasses

Look at that handsome bastard

Now, I like a good creamed ice as much as the next bastard, but let me tell you, Jack, the salted hip flask flavor is the best damn ice cream flavor this side of Nebraska.

Me and the boys used to give ol' Cindy Welcher down on east street a nice cream bun filled with hip flask and it made all the other girls jealous. Anyway, I'm an ice cream.

I go to bed at whatever time the secret service tuck me in

Jill? Jill! I'm on the internet again!

It's funny because they're the same question