• Des [she/her, they/them]
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    8 months ago

    The Emperor of Mankind Biden has sat on his Golden Throne for 10,000 5 years and continues to show more and more signs of physical decay. While the sacrifice of 1,000 psykers Palestinians each day helps keep his mind alive it does little for his physical condition.

  • Futterbinger [he/him, they/them]
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    8 months ago

    For as much as the MAGA crowd loved "God Emperor" Trump, a decaying Biden hooked up to live support in the oval office tlhas always been the more realistic scenario. At least we'd get great stories leaked about. The secret service catching various staff and other climbers sneaking around trying to unplug him.

      • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        Reagan was less of a Zionist than Biden and often enforced conditions on them, something which Biden has not done. Biden is literally more bloodthirsty and genocidal than Reagan.

    • ReadFanon [any, any]
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      8 months ago

      For as much as the MAGA crowd loved "God Emperor" Trump

      First as 30K God Emperor (Trump), then as 40K God Emperor (Biden) or something

    • huf [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      wait, the trump god emperor thing was from wh40k? not dune?

      wtf. even weirder.

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Hey, Biden kills way more than 1,000 people per day.

  • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    God Emperor Biden must remain on the throne and receive 10,000 Arab sacrifices per day to maintain the sacred shipping routes

  • Melina [they/them, fae/faer]
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    8 months ago

    Blueanon willingly sacrificing themselves in the thousands just to keep him “”alive””

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    8 months ago

    Biden has sat immobile, his body slowly crumbling, within the White House of Terra for over 10,000 standard years. Although once a living man, his shattered, decaying body can no longer support life, and it is kept intact only by the cybernetic mechanisms of the White House and a feeble mind itself sustained by the daily sacrifice of thousands of lives.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    The pillar on the right is full of the ashes of 10,000 years of Major clones that kept biting the space marines