https://nitter.net/JacquiHeinrich/status/1500961829509636099?t=VbvxJt-oAgvW3hHkpvBqzA&s=19

    • richietozier4 [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Havana, ooh na-na

      Got a pounding headache in Havana, ooh na-na

      They're studying my brain at CDC HQ in Atlanta, na-na-na, ah

      Oh, but my headache's from Havana

      It was created by the Cuban Bruce Banner

      Havana, ooh na-na

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      we'll give them havana syndrome ... with cyber! srs it's as if the us has decided to run entirely on make believe. this is beyond ridiculous.

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    If we activate the Halo array we can end the Russian threat once and for all

    • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      You have no idea how this manner of warfare works, do you? Why the defense contractors built it? Cyber warfare doesn't kill Russians, it kills their adversaries. Americans, Europeans, whatever; we're all equally nuke-able

  • DivineChaos100 [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Russia will surely say this isn't western countries intervening in the war and nuke everyone, what a wonderful idea!

  • FirstToServe [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    You all laugh but I agree that everyone should start using fake weapons that don't work.

  • D61 [any]
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    3 years ago

    HAHA... This is "Armitage's" backstory from Neruomancer.

  • HornyOnMain
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    3 years ago

    calling "shooting people out of the sky" a "kinetic non-fly zone" is the most egregious fucking euphemism I've heard in a while