Then I would spend more time touching grass

Impossible, there is a frozen nipple on both ends. I postulate that the earth is actually two back-to-back boobs squeezed into a sphere.

What if instead of Earth it was Girth and it was just for the ladies?

:awooga: 🌍

If the earth is a boob, where is the earth's beak and blue webbed feet?

Checkmate, lib.

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Wouldn’t that mean that we were all born on third base? 🤔

I wish it was, I'd be a lot happier here.

There's a Phillip Roth novel kinda like that

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As if I needed another reminder that I don't have them?! Damn this earth to hell :xi-shining:

I mean it'd make life a bit tricky what with boobs being kinda not like the surface we are used to.

Hey actually i remember reading that if you expanded a cueball to the size of planet earth, you'd have way way bigger trenches and mountain ranges etc. So maybe loads of wobbly mtn ranges and trenches with the nipple being a sorta massive mt olympus but bigger with a plateau at the top.

Yeah it would be weird and I am actually happy with the earth being, well, earth.

Big Booba wants to know your location

So all money would be boob money then?

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