• hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    As a rule I just stay out of caves. If I was meant to be inside, it wouldn't be a scary hole in the ground.

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      The single greatest mistake in human development was when we gave up our caves in exchange for wheat fields and neckties

      :deeper-sadness:

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        did you give the cthonic wonders up, or did we have to exile you from the world below?

        • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          Oh god, what if wheat fields and neckties are our eternal torment for displeasing the old ones?!?

          :scared:

          • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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            3 years ago

            land ownership is indeed part of your punishment, but the neckties are something you came up with yourself.