• guppyman [any]
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    3 years ago

    Gonna be at least four episodes worth of ancient aliens down there

  • Mother [any]
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    3 years ago

    The cenotes are really fucking incredible, truly a marvel of the natural world. Cave diving is scary though 😬

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    As a rule I just stay out of caves. If I was meant to be inside, it wouldn't be a scary hole in the ground.

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      The single greatest mistake in human development was when we gave up our caves in exchange for wheat fields and neckties

      :deeper-sadness:

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        did you give the cthonic wonders up, or did we have to exile you from the world below?

        • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          Oh god, what if wheat fields and neckties are our eternal torment for displeasing the old ones?!?

          :scared:

          • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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            3 years ago

            land ownership is indeed part of your punishment, but the neckties are something you came up with yourself.

  • riley
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    1 year ago

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      • mark213686123 [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        there is no good reason to call someone into a cave. Nothing good happens to people in caves especially underwater caves

  • Woly [any]
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    3 years ago

    Isn't this the plot of The Descent?

    • sea_urchin [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      No, the plot of the descent is “there be monsters in this cave, you thought you could bet your life against the cave but you were wrong, wrong. Also ur family is dead.”

      • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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        3 years ago

        No, the plot of The Descent is "Husband was cheating with her best friend, then he dies and the aftermath is really traumatic for everyone involved."

        Also there was something about caves, I wasn't really paying attention to the sub plots.

      • D3FNC [any]
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        3 years ago

        Found the boomer. Bro those novels are trash.

        • farter [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Clive cussler bad?!? What other hot takes have you got

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Researchers in Greece discover ancient box with the cryptic label "Do not open! - Pandora".

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    That's where the Blind Ones lurk. Though they are called the Blind Ones they are more than sightless. They do not smell nor hear in addition to not seeing.

    But they can taste. And they have mouths for the tasting. And pale hands that grasp.

  • richietozier4 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Damn Mayans were very dedicated to getting rid of fascists:tito-laugh: