The billionaire who wants to live forever just admitted he has long covid. Specifically, covid wrecked his lungs.

If you haven’t come across him, Bryan Johnson is a 46-year-old tech bro who cashed out a few years ago and now spends all his time trying not to die.

He has been interviewed by most mainstream news outlets where he has documented his extreme and bizarre quest for immortality. From a story in The Guardian:

“He rises at 4.30am, eats all his meals before 11am, and goes to bed – alone – at 8.30pm, without exception. He ingests more than 100 supplement pills daily and bathes his body in LED light. Two of the three meals he eats every day are exactly the same: boiled broccoli, cauliflower, mushrooms and garlic, nuts and seeds. He takes 54 pills in the morning, and the rest in between skin treatments and red-light therapy. He doesn’t drink alcohol, and doesn’t go out in the evening. He experimented with injecting himself with blood plasma from his 18-year-old son Talmage.”

Lol, and indeed, lmao

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    I wanted to live forever, but now I admit I have hollowing. Every morning I rise at my bonfire to bathe myself with brilliant incandescence and eat the same meal of estus and purple moss clump. I take 54 different types of purging stones in the morning between my pyromancy and miracles. I don't drink divine blessing and I don't go into Anor Londo in the evening. I've experimented with injecting myself with liquid humanity from a giant rat.