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  • ImSoOCD [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    “Chairman Costanza, do you have any recommendations for the President’s birthday celebrations?”

    “I thought we could give everyone a card which told them we had donated to a charity in their name.”

    “That seems like it would be expensive”

    “No, that’s the brilliant part. We don’t have to donate anything. We just need to print the cards.”