Canada sent in a guy famous for racking up over 2000 confirmed kills against Afghani 13-year-olds sifting through rubble for scrap metal. He was immediately wasted by Lyudmila Pavlichenko's great-grandson, a boy who grew up learning to fire a vintage Dragunov using bullets made from shit he swept off the floor at a derelict factory recommissioned to do piecework for custom orders on Etsy.

Something something hard times something something dudes rock.