The last thing we need is movies being made about these people unless it’s a Tropic Thunder sequel.

Remember how they had to make a fictional movie about an Italian who could go more than three rounds in the ring against a black guy? I'm confident that we'll see Mel Gibson churn out a hagiography about this asshole that insists he was single-handedly blocking a Russian tank battalion while evacuating six school buses full of child brides, only to be killed by a hail of cruise missiles so thick it bloated out the sun.